My dad still keeps the poem I wrote for him when I was five -- I rhymed “hero” with “zero.”  In school, I thoroughly enjoyed working on creative projects; that joy made me want to create stuff forever. But, then I grew up (kind of) and had no idea how to make a living off of that.  It wasn’t until I watched Mad Men that I knew I wanted to be (and be with, if we’re being honest) Don Draper. So much so, I once tried drinking straight dark liquor in the daytime, but ended up throwing up in my cousin's bathtub. Here’s to hoping my quest for Draper status goes smoothly from now on.